What is Life?

"But what does it mean?"

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Have you ever needed to sneeze but it gets stuck in your nose and you just exist awkwardly for a few really long seconds not knowing how to proceed while your eyes start watering and your nose feels like it’s full of bees?

Filed under anyone else get that? bees sneeze bammshee

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There’s a big moth in my room. I can’t see it but I can hear it. I think it might be attracted to the light of my phone… If it comes anywhere near my mouth imma slap that muthafucker